Border Wall Bids Emerge; Include Everything From Tourist Attractions To Nuclear Waste Storage

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Yesterday was the deadline for companies to submit bids for Trump’s “physically imposing” yet “aesthetically pleasing” border wall between the U.S. and Mexico.  And while the U.S. government has said they won’t disclose bids, rather just the names of companies actually awarded contracts on June 1st, some of the companies decided to disclose their plans themselves.  Below are a couple of our faves…

Gleason Partners of Las Vegas, for example, revealed its proposal to line the border wall with solar panels so that it could, among other things, sell electricity to Mexico to help pay for the wall.  Per the AP:

The panels would provide electricity for lighting, sensors and patrol stations along the wall. Sales of electricity to utilities could cover the cost of construction in 20 years or less, according to the company. Power could also be sold to Mexico.

 

“I like the wall to be able to pay for itself,” said managing partner Thomas Gleason.

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Another company, Crisis Resolution Security Services, wants to turn the border wall into a massive tourist attraction with beautiful panoramic views of the desert landscapes.

Crisis Resolution Security Services Inc. of Clarence, Illinois, proposes a wall that is 56 feet (17 meters) high and 22 feet (7 meters) wide at the top — with plenty of room to allow tourists to enjoy desert views.

 

The height — nearly twice what the government envisions — would deter climbers, and its width would give the structure longevity, said chief executive officer Michael Hari.

Clayton Industries had the slightly different idea of storing nuclear waste under the wall.

Clayton Industries Inc. of Pittsburgh proposes storing nuclear waste along the wall in trenches that are at least 100 feet (30 meters) deep.

 

Money already collected by the U.S. Department of Energy from people who benefit from nuclear power would help pay for the wall.

 

The bid includes an option for hardware to convert the nuclear waste to energy.

Meanwhile, a San Diego company decided to focus on the “aesthetically pleasing” component of the RFP

Concrete Contractors Interstate of San Diego proposed a polished concrete wall augmented with stones and artifacts specific to areas on the 2,000-mile (3,218-kilometer) border.

 

Russ Baumgartner, CEO of the company, says the wall should be “a piece of art.”

 

Customs and Border Protection’s solicitation says the wall should be “aesthetically pleasing” from the U.S. side. Baumgartner wants to decorate both sides.

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…while DarkPulse Technologies chose to focus on the “physically imposing” part.

DarkPulse Technologies of Scottsdale, Arizona, proposes a concrete wall that can withstand tampering or attacks of any kind.

 

“You could fire a tank round at it and it will take the impact,” said company founder Dennis O’Leary.

 

Fiber sensors would be embedded in the concrete to immediately alert officials to any attempts to climb over or tunnel under the wall. It would be coated with a slick coating that would prevent climbing.

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Finally, one snowflake organization, Otra Nation, proposed no border wall at all but rather the “world’s first shared co-nation.”

Otra Nation, a group of U.S. and Mexican citizens, proposed the world’s first shared co-nation along the border “open to citizens of both countries and co-maintained by Mexico and the United States of America.”

 

It would also create “nodes of cultural production” such as libraries, museums, galleries and workshops between San Diego and Tijuana, Mexico, and other spots with cities on both sides of the border.

 

It would prohibit oil drilling and mining and create a “hyperloop transportation system” for people and cargo.

We’re almost certain Trump will choose the Otra Nation option and just be done with this whole border wall thing.